The Thing follows a paleontologist named Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead from
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
) who is asked to go to a Norwegian research station in Antarctica by a scientist named Dr. Sander Halversen (
Season of the Witch
âs Ulrich Thomsen) and his assistant Adam (Eric Christian Olsen from T.V.'s "
Community
") to investigate an extraterrestrial discovery. Once there, the visitors learn that the team has not only found a U.F.O. under the frozen ice, but they've brought its inhabitant back to their outpost, frozen in a block of ice. While everyone on the base celebrates their huge scientific breakthrough, the alien escapes and, after it kills one of their colleagues, the others track it and burn it to death. While performing a scientific autopsy on it, Kate discovers that the creature can imitate any cell it comes into contact with perfectly, which means that they have no way of knowing who's human and who's not. With the help of the only other person she can trust, a helicopter pilot named Carter (
Warrior's Joel Edgerton), Kate must kill or quarantine the alien before it reaches any type of civilization.
The big debate surrounding
The Thing is whether it's a remake or a prequel. The answer is that it's both. It's a remake of the original 1951
The Thing from Another World
and a prequel to John Carpenter's 1982 remake, simply called
The Thing
. Written by Eric Heisserer (no stranger to horror, as he also wrote the screenplay for the reboot of
A Nightmare on Elm Street
as well as
Final Destination 5) and directed by newcomer Matthijs van Heijningen Jr., the film is visually consistent with Carpenter's vision but is also very reminiscent of the
Alien trilogy with its long, drawn out attempts to heighten suspense. The film moves at a decent pace, but there's nothing in it that hasn't been seen before. The storyline is predictable, a bad trait for a story that is driven by the fear of the unknown.
There are places in the film where it succeeds at building tension. For example, in one scene where Kate figures out a method to detect who is human and who is not, she goes from person to person, dividing the room into two camps, humans and aliens. It's a great moment, but there's no punch at the end of the threat. That's how the whole film rolls along: all bark but no bite.
The film does get a huge gold star for continuity - the closing credits are interspersed with a scene that sets up the first scene from the 1982 film (even including the
Ennio Morricone score), answering all questions that still may linger as to whether or not it's a prequel.
The effects team, headed up by Alec Gillis and Tom Woodruff Jr. (both of whom make up Amalgamated Dynamics, who did the creature effects for the later
Alien
movies), used a combination of practical creature effects, sprucing them up with some CGI. The monster in its normal state looks like the same insect-like reptilian that is seen in every other alien invader movie, but when it starts morphing into people is where it starts to look interesting. It even gets stuck transforming between two characters for a while, and the effect looks like a classic double rubber-face monster movie. The creature is mostly puppetry and animatronics, but there are some obvious CG moments that, honestly, don't look as good as the old fashioned stuff. The CG visuals are average at best, but the rubber-and-wire creature effects are really cool, and fairly consistent with the look and feel of the Carpenter version that the filmmakers were trying to emulate.