Captain Jack Sparrow returns in the fourth installment of the
Pirates of the Caribbean
franchise, setting aside the characters and stories of the prior three films for a new adventure. The word "adventure" should be used very loosely in this attempt at a re-vamp and rejuvenation of the franchise as it is a futile attempt.
This time around Captain Jack (Johnny Depp) is on the hunt for the Fountain of Youth, but not at his own bidding. The feared and despicable Blackbeard (Ian McShane) is fated to die at the hand of a one-legged man and his daughter Angelica (Penelope Cruz) is determined to save is his life via the fountain at all costs. Even if it means teaming up with the old flame who "ruined her" oh so many years ago and then left her heartbroken--Captain Jack. The feisty Angelica who is just as good with a sword as Jack Sparrow himself is no weeping wallflower, or naive to the methods of deception and manipulation. She is, aside from her father Blackbeard, the most interesting character in the film as the constant conundrum of what her true motives are and just how far she is willing to go to save her vile father's life. Blackbeard is not the only one searching for the fountain, the Spanish are also on the quest as well as an old frenemy from the prior films, a barnacle free Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush).
Everyone is in a great rush to discover the fountain of youth first but no one seems all that excited about this adventure. In fact, they all appear to be a tad bit bored with themselves and the pirate life. There are of course the occasional humorous jibs to be had, and the sexual innuendos between Captain Jack and Angelica are appreciated to lighten the mood. No one can deny themselves a laugh when Captain Jack mutters, "I support the missionary's position." The mermaids add an interesting touch to the terrors of the sea formula, although the morphing of them into vampiric-like creatures who devour men is a tad off-putting. Even so, the spark of adventure needed to guide the viewer through yet another Captain Jack adventure is not present; this pirate's world has gone bland, even with a new lot of characters.